What’s Christmas without a bit of capitalism, eh?

Over the last few years in the UK, Christmas adverts have become a big thing. You’ve barely tidied away the remains of carved pumpkin and John Lewis, M&S, and even Lidl are telling you to get excited because it’s barely a month before this year’s advert drops.

That’s right, we’re so far gone that adverts have adverts.

If you’ve read Slay Ride, you’ll know all about this from Nish. (And if you haven’t, perhaps you can rectify that situation here.com or here.co.uk.)

As a one-man-band, I’m considerably less organised than the holy trinity of grocers, so I’ve spent the last two weeks making my own Christmas adverts.

So, at the risk of jumping on a bandwagon while it’s already halfway down the road, here’s this year’s batch of Christmas adverts, brought to you by the Little Slaughter tourist board.